
Mowing the lawn is one of those annoying chores that make the week seem too short. “It’s time to mow the lawn again? #@$#@!! Didn’t I just do that?! Well, might as well get something good out of it. Jack, you wanna come help daddy?”
Seeing as Jack says “yah!” to pretty much every question, he’s always ready to join me. For about 5 minutes, at least!









Your wife is around and you tell her, “honey, wearing this ring while I dig this hole is going to cause me discomfort, but I don’t mind because it means that much to me!” She will likely tell you its okay to take it off, and you just got some brownie points.
You take off the ring and put it in your pocket (at least you think you do) and forget to put it back on when you get back in. You’re at the dinner table and your wife notices your ring is off. And you realize they are in your shorts. In the washer. Oops.
Wear work gloves.